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why cant i be cute and skinny with nice clothes and boyfriends who want to touch me inappropriately
i hate seeing people my age who’ve got their life together already like what the fuck
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
| electriangle: hermione granger go | ||
 | this is really hard okay. probably a clockwork orange with four times. It’s just a load of non-stop action reminiscent of Voltaire’s Candide and the narrator takes you through such a whirlwind of emotions and sometimes you hate him sometimes you feel for him so hard and it’s also full of moral questions and such. it’s deeper than it initially seems!!!! |
| electriangle: draco malfoy u fuck | ||
| easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. |
| electriangle: cho chang | ||
| none i hate sports oh god |
| Anonymous: Please be my prisiner! Oh please Oh PLEASE be my prisinor! | ||
 | wow can i have some food first |
| Anonymous: Neville Longbottom | ||
| ok so I guess I went on this “”date”” with this guy and we saw some movies and whenever he would try to make a move I just kind of slid out of it until he got this weird death grip on my shoulder and it was very painful because I was really tense and it was a very awkward night full of avoidance of moves and at the end of the night I was like “oh hey we’re friends right” and we haven’t talked since oh and I guess he had been learning my favorite song on the guitar and I just kind of said I had to go home before he could play it for me |
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
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